Boy, the stories she could tell!

She might lament that Thanksgiving with the Quartermaines is always ruined and they end up eating pizza.

Drink of choice: a nice chardonnay.

Spinelli, Britt, Olivia, and Cody at the Metro Court

But be warned she might slip a Sicilian Thunderbolt into your drink which has suspiciously amorous side effects.

Drink of choice: formerly orange soda boring!

which he considered the “nectar of the gods.”

Olivia pouring a glass of wine

Thankfully, he’s graduated to wine and other adult beverages over the years.

However, she’ll gladly talk about the latest trends at her art gallery.

She’ll gush about how wonderful Trina is and how she’s been like a mother figure to her.

Sam and Spinelli having drinks

She’ll end up blubbering uncontrollably for hours.

you could counter that by telling her the plastic surgeons who repaired her burned face did a great job!

Don’t get on her bad side, or she might brain you with a small but deadly statue.

Ava Jerome pondering over a martini

Drink of choice: a dirty martini or three.

He’s not really interested in hearing about your problems, unless you’re considering hiring him.

He’s not really interested in hearing about your problems unless you’re considering hiring him.

Scotty having drinks with Ava while Nikolas looks on

Don’t worry, he won’t cry in front of you!

And, whatever you do, don’t mention his break-up with Liesl Obrecht!

Drink of choice: vodka, which his portrayer considersa healthy snack.

Cody having drinks with Dante and Sam

Instead, he’ll regale you with his vast tales of being a stuntman and horseback rider.

However, he’s a darned good card player and would gladly offer you some tips.

When it comes down to it, Cody can be a great friend.

But did that stop Cody?

He realized she’d been drugged, surmising it was the doing of her rotten mother-in-law, Gladys Corbin.

So he committed himself, found Sasha, and the two daringly escaped from the facility.

There are plenty more stories where that came from!

Drink of choice: domestic beer but double-check to cut him off before he makes a fool of himself.