What do you get a domestic diva who has everything?

or “Kiss the Cook.”

It’s not just that Stewart would find those tacky.

Martha Stewart smiling

Well, she would, of course.

So how about a top-of-the-line Royal Limoges coffee mug, then?

For her, even the Limoges mug would not be a good thing.

Martha Stewart smiling

What’s up with the mug hate, Stewart?

As she explained, “I think mugs are sort of clumsy and ugly.”

“I know,” Stewart acknowledged, but admitted, “I give them away.”