put the tiara on thinking she watched too much Disney.

[The tiara was] right at the front," referring to the sparkly topper’s improper positioning.

I was very, very proud of her."

Princess Beatrice and Sarah Ferguson posing at event

Unlike other royal jewels with a long history, the set was purchased by Her Majesty directly from Garrard.

Since then, the tiara has been stored in a safe, according to the duchess.

It was very clean before [it was worn by Beatrice] because I do shine it up."

Your finger should now be where the bottom of a tiara would sit on top of your head.

Then you’ll be stuck shining it up like Sarah Ferguson allegedly does hers.