Internet articles about the differences between men and women are about as plentiful now as memes and cat videos.

(Sorry, sink.

And that’s totally fine, it’s just not something guys are ever going to do.

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Watching tear-jerker death scenes and sad breakups “brings up a lot of emotion and depth” said Rossi.

“What is the meaning of life?

What are we all about?”

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The point is, movie preferences are subjective and that’s why Netflix invented user profiles.

Might as well be a bullseye."

But remember, ladies who’ve chosen and regretted this ill-advised ink, there’s always laser removal.

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Shuts them right up.

For women, the fitness options are endless.

And don’t get us wrong, there are definitely dudes who are into Zumba.

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Then there’s Doga.

Oh, that would be yoga with dogs.

Spot and I have doga this afternoon."

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Weight Watchers, Nutrisystem, and Jenny Craig all famously tend to use female celebrity spokespeople.

If beauty is pain, than guys are totally content being ugly and comfortable.

Tilted head and slightly tucked chin are optional, but also almost always included.

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Guys are not doing this.

Are they guilty of the shirtless “check out these abs” mirror selfie?

But duck face is owned by women.

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But women still did duck face long afterZoolander, and we think the Kardashians are to blame.

And it’s never just one photo.

Everything we just stated is 100% factual.

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He’s either mercilessly bullied out of the group, or simply ignored.

That is some diabolical Regina George stuff right there.

And we would guess that the only people who find this acceptable are those who engage in it.

to get to get something she wants.

And when couples do it, forget about it.

But wait, it gets worse.