Oh, to be in love (and loaded).
If you could’t get enough of Mr. and Mrs. Bryan, these facts about their marriage are for you.
After all, there are some things about Luke Bryan’s marriage you probably didn’t know.
After all, beingmarried to a country starisn’t always as easy as it seems.
Caroline likes ordering Bryan raunchy birthday cakes
Birthdays in the Bryan household can get a little crude.
Just how creative are we talking?
But that was nothing compared to the vulgar toilet cake Caroline ordered for Bryan’s 39th birthday.
And those are just the cakes that have been made public.
They dated on-and-off for two and a half years before going their separate ways for a lengthy five-and-a-half years.
The reason for the break-up?
Bryan told theHuffington Postthat Caroline “was three years younger than me in college.
I was about done with school when we met.
They eventually reconnected when Bryan performed at a bar in Statesboro, and theytied the knot in 2006.
But if you think that means Caroline is a hunting enthusiast, you would be incorrect.
“I’m not going to kill anything.
I can’t.”
She isn’t too big on taxidermy either.
Younger son Tate wasn’t exactly thrilled with his mom either when they went hunting on a separate trip.
“I did it again,“Caroline wrote on Instagram.
“Another kid mad at me during a hunting trip.
Poor Tate wanted me to paint his face for hunting….
He didn’t realize I put a cat nose and whiskers on him until we took a selfie….
He wouldn’t talk or look at me for a few hours.”
What many stories failed to mention is that Bryan didn’t actually write it.
The butt with its own Twitter account (18,000 followers!)
and meet-and-greet rule (no touching) apparently wasn’t always such a hit.
Maybe his butt grew on Caroline after he reportedly had herinitials tattooed on it.
“A lot of girls didn’t take to me too much.”
Caroline said she doesn’t mind, claiming it comes with the territory.
“It’s honestly never bothered me.”
Maybe it’s all the muddy hunting equipment?
Bryan doesn’t deny his messy ways.
He admitted toUs Weeklythat “The inside and outside of my Chevy truck is always messy.”
Nice job Love Bug.”
In Bryan’s defense, eight pillows?
But from the sound of things, she’s simply not interested.
“My main focus are my kids and seeing Luke as much as possible.
Also, I really have no talent anyway.”
“I sat down with Caroline.
I was like, ‘Do you want to be in the video?
‘“Bryan said.
“She’s like, ‘If you want me to be in the video.’
We talked about the positives and negatives of her being in it.
Come in the video.
It’ll be fun.
It’ll be a cool moment.'”
But as Bryan himself has admitted, he doesn’t have all the answers.
“But I keep wanting to make it better and that makes it worse.
You’re an idiot.'”
Bryan was apparently just as oblivious about pal Jason Aldean’s first marriage blunders.
As has been well-documented,Aldean got divorcedthe next year, andmarried to Kerrin 2015.
