Hallmark Christmas movies seem to make the holiday season start earlier every year.
After all, Hallmark’s holiday movies are nothing if not formulaic.
Here are things only adults notice in Hallmark Christmas movies.
If you need us, we’ll be booking a holiday trip to Tiny Christmas Village Town, USA.
Of course, Hallmark’s Christmas movies are no different.
According to Hallmark executive Michelle Vicary, snow is a must-have for every Hallmark Christmas movie.
“You have to have snow,” she revealed toBusiness Insider.
Romance is a Hallmark Christmas movie staple.
She continued, “We have hired many LGBTQ actors.”
On a side note: poorThanksgiving.
If holidays were people, Thanksgiving would almost certainly have a bad case of middle child syndrome.
The holiday season isn’t the happiest time of the year for everyone.
However, Hallmark Christmas movies would have you believe that attitude to be a criminal offense.
Only in the Hallmark universe would admitting you hate the holidays land you a PR nightmare.
“Ageism is perverse in this industry,” Jessica Langetold AARPin a 2017 interview.
AnotherHallmark Christmas movie darling, Ashley Williams,turned 40in November 2018.
And, as of this writing, Candace Cameron Bure turned43 years oldin 2019.
Until then, you might find us rewatchingSaturday Night Live’s brilliant Hallmark Christmas movie parody.
The moral of the story?
Where do we find one of these Hallmark Christmas movie careers?
Let’s be honest: Hallmark Christmas movies are far from a reflection of reality.
Sure, we love the holidays as much as the next person.
Perhaps the most unrealistic aspects of Hallmark Christmas movies are the job titles held by the protagonists.
However,Merry & Brighthas nothing onHats Off to Christmas.
