To say Donald’s marital resume is “colorful” is putting it mildly.

But what about the former president’s record as a father?

In 1977, a young Donald, just 31, welcomed his first child into the world.

Donald Trump posing with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Eric

It’s been several decades, and his now-adult kids are his fiercest defenders.

Hardly a day goes by without Don Jr. targeting someone for an attack directed at Daddy Donald.

Does this mean he nailed the fatherhood gig?

Ivana Trump and Marla Maples side by side

Donald sure thinks so, but we decided to dig a little deeper.

We scoured the internet for family anecdotes to get the whole picture.

Marla, on the other hand, had one: Tiffany.

Don Jr. staring

It’s worth clarifying that Ivana and Marla were by no means friends.

What if he’s a loser?"

I was ahead, and he reached his ski pole out and pulled me back."

Ivanka Trump and Eric Trump side by side

That’s one way to instill competitiveness!

Eric Trump’s version of events supports his sister’s.

In the Trump household, sibling bonds had to fill the gaps left by their always-on-the-move dad.

Eric and Don Jr. walking

Don Jr. spilled the beans while chatting with Jesse Watters onFox News.

The King of Pop apparently had a thing for their Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game.

No heads-up to Eric or Don Jr., who actually owned the game.

Donald Trump giving double thumbs up

“My father could be more understanding of things he doesn’t… understand.

Don Jr. said during their interview with Jonathan Van Meter for New York Magazine.

I don’t get it!

It’s crazy!'”

Ivanka and Eric had similar opinions, narrating their father’s “disdain” for their love of Hawaii.

This lack of understanding for his children is certainly not a recent development.